opulate:

this is like the most painful moment in any movie ever

(Quelle: mayablanca, via xjennersonx)

When I die, I want someone to keep updating my facebook status to freak people out.

sodamnrelatable:

People be like

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“It’s colder than i thought it would be in hell.”

“Send food”

“Didn’t anyone tell them I’m claustrophobic?”

“Umm…you guys…can you like…dig me up…I’m 6 feet under the ground in a coffin with my phone so uhhh yeah…”

“Omg, Satan is so funny!”

“Hell isn’t that bad, at least you get internet :)”

“Hitlers a badass!”

“I’m gonna stop by some of your houses, see you guys soon”

(Quelle: 90daysofautumn, via gedanken-to-go)

(Quelle: lewky, via gedanken-to-go)

Nein, nein…alles ist gut. Ich laufe einfach gerne panisch im Kreis.

(Quelle: gedanken-to-go)

"In meiner grauen Welt bist du die bunte Farbe."

— (via flawlesspain)

zweidreisieben:

ich spüre wieder nichts. 

zweidreisieben:

ich spüre wieder nichts. 

  • Arghhh i need more gays in my life

Reflective, by peculiarpics

moynmoyn:

So yeah, my finale step in accepting myself is taking my own advice and feeling proud of the way I look by flaunting it. I am way happier looking at these photos and feeling genuinely beautiful than looking at a scale and getting excited when I loose weight. Weight is not a measurement of health, your self worth and definitely not your beauty. Let aloe your right to wear a bathing suit when it’s hot as hell! You earned that body, it’s beautiful because it belongs to you!

The perfect bikini body joke has been going around for while, just thought I’d contribute, not steal someone else’s joke :P

(via theyoungsocialist)